/> FAQs | Hazardous Tees


Q: Are these shirts really Hazardous to my health?

A: Hell yes! You got a death wish or somethin’?

Q: I really like the shirts on your page, but when are you going to release more?

A: We have hundreds of designs we'd like to get out, but currently we're growing our business with a small inventory with plans to expand soon.


Q: I'd really like to get an official Hazardous Tees shirt. Do you have such a shirt with the logo?

A: Currently we don't, but we will take pre-orders by request. You can e-mail us at admin@hazardoustees.com

Q: I need one of your shirts immediately! How long will shipping take?

A: Currently, we ship First Class from the US Postal Service. It usually takes 2-3 business days. We don’t currently have any other shipping methods on the site, but if you contact us and let us know how fast you need it, we could arrange an alternate shipping method and send you an invoice.

Q: What is the quality of the shirts?

A:  Currently, all of our shirts are Hanes ComfortSoft 100% Cotton. We offer sizes ranging from Small to Extra Large.

Q: I have a great idea for a shirt! Can I give/sell it to you?

A: At this time we are not accepting submissions for ideas. This could change in the future, however.
Q: I would love it if you could make shirts for our band/group/business etc. Can you make that happen?
A: Yes! We would be happy to help if possible. Contact us here to send a message describing what you are looking for, and we can quote a price range, and discuss all necessary details.

Q: I’m an aspiring model, and would love to model for Hazardous Tees. Are you accepting applicants?

A: Yes, we are currently looking for shirt models. Even if you’re not a model, if you have pictures of yourself wearing our shirts, we would be happy to feature them on the site. If interested, contact us here and let us know.

Q: I really like one of your shirts, but I’m afraid my parents, church group etc. will be offended. What should I do?

A: Ultimately it is up to you to decide how you should express yourself. If we were worried about offending people this site would not exist.

Q: Are you just trying to piss off as many people as you can?

A: Not exactly. While we don’t concern ourselves with such matters, we are not intentionally trying to offend anyone. We are merely trying to bring shirts to those with a warped sense of humor who like expressing said humor.

Have another question for us?
If you have a question, feel free to e-mail us at admin@hazardoustees.com